Bakura and I had a long discussion! (Bakura: No we didn't... he just decided what to do and that was that. I had no say.) And we have decided that you may be eligible to join if you fill out this resume! And send it back to our apartment along with a check of $300. An Amazon gift card works too.
Marik Sebastian Ishtar
Apt. 237, Dead Road
Name: (having the name 'Steve' is a big plus. We like Steve.)
And just include information like where you're from, your experience in dastardly deeds involving children's card games, your motives, you know. That stuff. Then and only then can we assess whether or not to allow you into my Evil Council!